What Makes a Man Marry?

August 4th, 2008 by ipohites

Every relationship is going to come up against some obstacles. They’ll either break it up, or make it stronger. If it ends, it wasn’t meant to be. If you push through, the relationship will be better than ever.

That’s stuck with me for a long time, in part because my friend is now 21 years into marriage with that one-time girlfriend. So I’m just guessing that their relationship grew stronger when they faced obstacles. What made the difference for my friend, and for guys in general, when they face that step-up or break-up moment? Here are some ideas….

Marriage Maker 1: (In)dependence

Guys like all the things that can come with marriage - the companionship, the safety, a guarantee of having good sheets on the bed and good reasons to change them. But one of the things they fear the most: that they’re going to feel more constricted than David Blaine in an ice block.

While most men understand that being married doesn’t mean that they can play six nights a week like they did in their bachelor days, they also want to feel like they have the blessing, support, and encouragement to play golf with their pals every once in a while, to knock a few back at the sports bar when the big game is on, to still feel free even when they’ve willingly surrendered some independence.

Marriage Maker 2: Adoring, Yet Not Needy

Few things turn a guy on as much as a woman who makes her man feel like he’s the only guy for her. And few things turn off a guy as much as a woman who makes her man feel like he’s the only guy for her.

Right, both statements are the same, but hugely different. It all has to do with where the woman and man are coming from. If they’re equals, they’re not making undue claims on each other, and they can be an even stronger pair. If either one of them is weak and needy, however, that emotional burden can drag both partners down. So, throw your partner some compliments and some assurances, but don’t tell him the planets spin around him.

He knows they don’t, and will question your sanity if you say they do. Especially at the start of a relationship, it won’t hurt for him to know that you’re perfectly OK without him, thank you very much, but that it’s more fun when you’re together. A light touch early can produce strong bonds later.

Marriage Maker 3: An Imaginative Mind

There’s a lot of press these days about men who worry about dating successful women, that they feel their masculinity is threatened if their women make more money or have more power. To that I say baloney (low-fat).

Men are very turned on by women who have big goals, big dreams, and big imaginations - whether they’re career-oriented or not. Because when a woman is driven, that means that she’s moving forward, and the whole family is, too. 

Marriage Maker 4: Jekyll and Hyde

Not that we want our partners to flip-flop and pretend to be people they’re not, but there’s something intrinsically exciting about a partner who has the ability to be a sort of chameleon - a little fun and imaginative in bed, yet charming at a family reunion.

It’s the all-in-one woman who can equally pull off the roles of wife, mother, boss, friend, neighbor, vixen. That’s not asking too much, is it? After all, if a guy is going to commit for a lifetime, he’ll want his partner to be able to react to a lifetime’s worth of challenges and opportunities, right?

Show him you’ve got that going, and the relationship will last a long time (if he knows what’s good for him). And be warned: He may give you a pre-nuptial pop quiz straight from Men’s Health to see if you’re the one for him. Here’s a look - it’s a great test to give your guy, too. Will your romance pass the test?

Have more ideas about love and life-long commitment? Please share them here with the rest of us.

What His Breakup Lines Really Mean

July 3rd, 2008 by ipohites

Every relationship goes through some bad times. Like the time you caught him flirting when he thought you weren’t watching, or the time the ex called and left a sultry message on the machine, or the time when the two of you fought like angry reptiles when one of you decided it was okay to spend the bonus money on the latest turbo tool. Certainly, though, the most awkward and uncomfortable time in a relationship comes at the very end of it - the time when the two of you (or at least one of you) decides it’s time to divide the iTunes account and move on.

No break-up is easy, and many guys resort to some old standards when it comes to conversational gambits in the final moments. This will help you decode what his cutting lines truly mean.

"It’s not you; it’s me."
Translation: "It’s not me; it’s you."

One-third of men admit that they’re lying when they blame themselves for the demise of the relationship. Of course, they’re trying to soften the blow a bit - to ensure that you know you’re a great person, a caring person, a person who’s perfectly right… for someone else. After all, if you were the right one (for him), it wouldn’t matter whether his mind was somewhere in Iceland; he’d find a way to make it work.

"I’m not ready for a relationship right now."
Translation: "Whoa baby, slow down!"

Most guys - though they can come off as more desperate than a brewhound in a dry county - take their time testing the relationship waters. If a woman comes on too fast - with talk of futures, or of how she’s never felt this way before - then the man often will be likely to retreat. Fast. It’s not that he’s not ready for a relationship; it’s just that he’s not ready to decide whether "Mony Mony" should be in the second or third set of the reception playlist.

"Can I call you sometime?"
Translation: "If you’re ever lonely at 3 a.m. on a Saturday night…."

Well, he may or may not be that crass, but he is trying to keep the door cracked. If he’s the one who’s doing the ditching, then he’s (unfairly, mind you) trying to lead you to believe that a break will strengthen the possibilities of some kind of rekindled romance in the future. If he’s the victim, then he’s trying to hang onto any slim chance he may have in the future with you (or possibly one of your friends). Either way, check out this story and beware the drunk-dialing ex; professors have actually studied this and concluded it’s not without its pitfalls.

"I still care about you."
Translation: "Please don’t tell your friends I’m a jerk."

Truth is, he probably does care about you. Still cares that you do well, that you find someone, that you get what you want in life. But what he’s also saying is, please don’t tell all your friends to cross me off their lists. The relationship may be broken, but it’s a pretty big concern that his reputation remains intact.

If a guy’s behavior seems perplexing, sneak a glimpse into his mind with this eye-opening article about men, women and their breakups, "Get Over Her," by Greg Behrendt, the "Sex and the City" writer who also wrote the book He’s Just Not That Into You. Do you have other break-up stories, secrets and solutions? Please share them with the rest of us here.

Instructions for Life

July 1st, 2008 by ipohites
1.  Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
2.  When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.

3.  Follow the three R’s:
  • Respect for others and 
  • Responsibility for all your actions
  • Respect for self,

    4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
    5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
    6. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great relationship.
    7. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
    8. Spend some time alone every day.
    9.  Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.
    10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
    11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll  be able to enjoy it a second time.
    12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
    13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.
    14. Share your knowledge. It is a way to achieve immortality.
    15. Be gentle with the earth.
    16. Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.
    17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
    18.  Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
    19. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

    WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN

    December 12th, 2007 by ipohites

    HE: Can I buy you a drink?
    SHE
    : Actually I’d rather have the money.

    HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
    SHE
    : I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

    HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
    SHE
    : Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE
    : I must’ve been given your share.

    HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
    SHE
    : Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.

    HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
    SHE
    : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

    HE: Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.
    SHE
    : Okay, get out.

    HE: I think I could make you very happy.
    SHE
    : Why? Are you leaving?

    HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
    SHE
    : Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

    HE: Can I have your name?
    SHE
    : Why? Don’t you already have one?

    HE: Shall we go see a movie?
    SHE
    : I’ve already seen it.

    HE: Where have you been all my life?
    SHE
    : Hiding from you.

    HE: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
    SHE
    : Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

    HE: Is this seat empty?
    SHE
    : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    HE: So, what do you do for a living?
    SHE
    : I’m a female impersonator.

    HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
    SHE
    : Do not enter.

    HE: Your body is like a temple.
    SHE
    : Sorry, there are no services today.

    HE: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
    SHE
    : If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

    How to Make A Woman Happy

    December 11th, 2007 by ipohites

    TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY….A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE :

    1. a friend

    2. a companion

    3. a lover

    4. a brother

    5. a father

    6. a master

    7. a chef

    8. an electrician

    9. a carpenter

    10. a plumber

    11. a mechanic

    12. a decorator

    13. a stylist

    14. a sexologist

    15. a gynecologist

    16. a psychologist

    17. a pest exterminator

    18. a psychiatrist

    19. a healer

    20. a good listener

    21. an organizer

    22. a good father

    23. very clean

    24. sympathetic

    25. athletic

    26. warm

    27. attentive

    28. gallant

    29. intelligent

    30. funny

    31. creative

    32. tender

    33. strong

    34. understanding

    35. tolerant

    36. prudent

    37. ambitious

    38. capable

    39. courageous

    40. determined

    41. true

    42. dependable

    43. passionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :

    44. give her compliments regularly

    45. love shopping

    46. be honest

    47. be very rich

    48. not stress her out

    49. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO :

    50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

    51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

    52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT :

    53. Never to forget:

    * birthdays

    * anniversaries

    * arrangements she makes

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

    1. Leave him alone

    Five Breakup Signs

    August 22nd, 2007 by ipohites
    One day, you are madly in love. You’re cuddling on the couch, reading love poems and feeding each other sushi. And that’s when it happens: Your partner sits you down for the "It’s-Not-You, It’s-Me" talk. You’re confused and left wondering, "How could I have missed the signs?"
    Breaking up is never easy. Your ego and heart are bound to get bruised. But if you could just see the breakup coming, it might make the whole business easier to stomach. While hindsight is 20/20, there are always warning signals along the way.
    Top five signs you’re about to get dumped
    1. Picking fights. No one is saying you have to get along 24/7. Constructive conflict can actually be good for your relationship. But if you find that your partner has become argumentative over petty issues like your clothes or choice of restaurant, that should serve as a warning sign that he/she may be looking for an excuse to bail.
    2. Forgetting to call. Used to be that your phone would ring all day long with your sweetie wanting to make plans or calling just to say, "I love you." Now your significant other doesn’t even call when he/she is running three hours late. It may seem obvious, but going from speed dial to a blocked number is a sure sign that your relationship may be nearing its expiration date.
    3. Changing their stripes. A major change in appearance can be a sign that your partner is looking toward greener pastures. Whether they’ve chopped off their hair, lost 40 pounds or gone from a bold brunette to a sultry blonde, major cosmetic changes should be noted. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with being a little vain, but if the change is accompanied by any of the other signs listed here, you may need to get ready to go solo.
    4. Criticizing. If your sweetie isn’t feeling you anymore, don’t be surprised if he/she becomes less tolerant of everything, from how you brush your teeth to how you tie your shoes. Constant criticism is a telltale sign that your days as a twosome are numbered.
    5. Losing sexual interest. A healthy sex life can make or break a relationship. If you find that your partner is becoming more sexually aloof, you need to get to the root of the issue. While it’s natural to have less sex as you settle into a comfortable groove together, waiting weeks or months to have sexual contact is a sign that something is amiss.
    Now that you know the warning signs, don’t panic. Just because your partner exhibits some of these behaviors, that doesn’t necessarily mean the relationship is over. In fact, it’s usually a combination of signs and not one isolated incident that foreshadows a breakup.
    If you’re worried that your partner is itching to get out, the most important thing you can do is sit down and discuss your issues in an honest and open manner. If you take these signs as your cue to improve communication, your relationship may just have a fighting chance.

    IT STANDS FOR…

    July 23rd, 2007 by ipohites

    Adidas- from the name of the founder Adolf (Adi) Dassler.

    Adobe - came from name of the river Adobe Creek that ran behind the houses of founders John Warnock and Chuck Geschke .

    AltaVista- Spanish for "high view".

    Amazon.com - Founder Jeff Bezos renamed the company to Amazon (from the earlier name of Cadabra.com) after the world’s most voluminous river, the Amazon. He saw the potential for a larger volume of sales in an online bookstore as opposed to the then prevalent bookstores. (Alternative: It is said that Jeff Bezos named his book store Amazon simply to cash in on the popularity of Yahoo at the time. Yahoo listed entries alphabetically, and thus Amazon would always appear above its competitors in the relevant categories it was listed in.)

    AMD- Advanced Micro Devices.

    Apache- The name was chosen from respect for the Native American Indian tribe of Apache (Indé), well-known for their superior skills in warfare strategy and their inexhaustible endurance. Secondarily, and more popularly (though incorrectly) accepted, it’s considered a cute name that stuck: its founders got started by applying patches to code written for NCSA’s httpd daemon. The result was ‘a patchy’ server â€" thus the name Apache.

    Apple- for the favourite fruit of co-founder Steve Jobs and/or for the time he worked at an apple orchard. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computer if his colleagues didn’t suggest a better name by 5 p.m. Apple’s Macintosh is named after a popular variety of apple sold in the US . Apple also wanted to distance itself from the cold, unapproachable, complicated imagery created by the other computer companies at the time had names like IBM, NEC, DEC, ADPAC, Cincom, Dylakor, Input, Integral Systems, SAP, PSDI, Syncsort and Tesseract. The new company sought to reverse the entrenched view of computers in order to get people to use them at home. They looked for a name that was unlike the names of traditional computer companies, a name that also supported a brand positioning strategy that was to be perceived as simple, warm, human, approachable and different. Note: Apple had to get approval from the Beatle’s Apple Corps to use the name ‘Apple’ and paid a one-time royalty of $100,000 to McIntosh Laboratory, Inc., a maker of high-end audio equipment, to use the derivative name ‘Macintosh’, known now as just ‘Mac’.

    AT&T- American Telephone and Telegraph Corporation officially changed its name to AT&T in the 1990s.

    Bauknecht- Founded as an electrotechnical workshop in 1919 by Gottlob Bauknecht .

    BBC- Stands for British Broadcasting Corporation.

    BenQ- Bringing ENjoyment and Quality to life

    Blaupunkt- Blaupunkt (Blue dot) was founded in 1923 under the name Ideal. Their core business was the manufacturing of headphones. If the headphones came through quality tests, the company would give the headphones a blue dot. The headphones quickly became known as the blue dots or blaue Punkte. The quality symbol would become a trademark, and the trademark would become the company name in 1938.

    BMW- abbreviation of Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Factories)

    Borealis - The Northern Lights or Aurora Borealis, is the celestial phenomenon that features bursts of light in colourful patterns dancing across the night skies of the north. Borealis, inspired from the shining brilliance of the Northern Lights, was formed in 1994 out of the merger between two northern oil companies, Norway’s Statoil and Finland ’s Neste.

    BP - formerly British Petroleum, now "BP" (The slogan "Beyond Petroleum" has incorrectly been taken to refer to the company’s new name following its rebranding effort in 2000).

    BRAC- abbreviation for Bangladesh Rural Advancement Committee, world’s largest NGO (non governmental organization). It works in development programs around the world.

    Bridgestone- named after founder Shojiro Ishibashi. The surname Ishibashi (??) means "stone bridge", i.e. "bridge of stone".

    Bull- Compagnie des machines Bull was founded in Paristo exploit the patents for punched card machines taken out by a Norwegian engineer, Fredrik Rosing Bull.

    Cadillac- Cadillac was named after the 18th century French explorer Antoine Laumet de La Mothe , sieur de Cadillac, founder of Detroit , Michigan. Cadillac is a small town in the South of France.

    Canon- Originally (1933) Precision Optical Instruments Laboratory the new name (1935) derived from the name of the company’s first camera, the Kwannon, in turn named after the Japanese name of the Buddhist bodhisattva of mercy.

    CGI- from the first letter of Information Management Consultant in french (Conseiller en Gestion et Informatique).

    Cisco- short for San Francisco. It has also been suggested that it was "CIS-co" — Computer Information Services was the department at StanfordUniversitythat the founders worked in.

    COBRA- Computadores Brasileiros, "Brazilian Computers", electronics and services company, was the first state-owned designer and producer of computers in the 1970s, later acquired by the Banco do Brasil.

    Coca-Cola- Coca-Cola’s name is derived from the coca leaves and kola nuts used as flavoring. Coca-Cola creator John S. Pemberton changed the ‘K’ of kola to ‘C’ for the name to look better.

    Colgate-Palmolive- formed from a merger of soap manufacturers Colgate & Company and Palmolive-Peet. Peet was dropped in 1953. Colgate was named after William Colgate, an English immigrant, who set up a starch, soap and candle business in New York Cityin 1806. Palmolive was named for the two oils (Palm and Olive) used in its manufacture.

    Compaq- from "comp" for computer, and "pack" to denote a small integral object; or: Compatibility And Quality; or: from the company’s first product, the very compact Compaq Portable.

    Comsat - an American digital telecommunications and satellite company, founded during the President Kennedy era to develop the technology. Contraction of Communications Satellites.

    Daewoo- the company founder Kim Woo Chong called it Daewoo which means "Great Universe" in Korean.

    Dell- named after its founder, Michael Dell. The company changed its name from Dell Computer in 2003.

    DHL - the company was founded by Adrian Dalsey, Larry Hillblom , and Robert Lynn , whose last initials form the company’s moniker.

    eBay- Pierre Omidyar, who had created the Auction Web trading website, had formed a web consulting concern called Echo Bay Technology Group. " EchoBay" didn’t refer to the town in Nevada, the nature area close to Lake Mead, or any real place. "It just sounded cool," Omidyar reportedly said. When he tried to register EchoBay.com, though, he found that Echo Bay Mines, a gold mining company, had gotten it first. So, Omidyar registered what (at the time) he thought was the second best name: eBay.com.

    Epson - Epson Seiko Corporation, the Japanese printer and peripheral manufacturer, was named from "Son of Electronic Printer"

    Fanta - was originally invented by Max Keith in Germanyin 1940 when World War II made it difficult to get the Coca-Cola syrup to Nazi Germany. Fanta was originally made from byproducts of cheese and jam production. The name comes from the German word for imagination (Fantasie or Phantasie), because the inventors thought that imagination was needed to taste oranges from the strange mix.

    Fazer - named after its founder, Karl Fazer.

    Fiat - acronym of Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino (Italian Factory of Cars of Turin).

    Fuji

    - from the highest Japanese mountain Mount Fuji.

    Google- the name is an intentional misspelling of the word googol, reflecting the company’s mission to organize the immense amount of information available online.

    Haier- Chinese ? "sea" and ? (a transliteration character; also means "you" in Literary Chinese)


    HP- Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.

    Hitachi- old place name, literally "sunrise"

    Honda- from the name of its founder, Soichiro Honda

    Honeywell- from the name of Mark Honeywell founder of Honeywell Heating Specialty Co. It later merged with Minneapolis Heat Regulator Company and was finally called Honeywell Inc. in 1963.

    Hotmail- Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing e-mail via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in ‘mail’ and finally settled for Hotmail as it included the letters "HTML" - the markup language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective upper casing. (If you click on Hotmail’s ‘mail’ tab, you will still find "HoTMaiL" in the URL.)

    HSBC- The Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation.

    Hyundai- connotes the sense of "the present age" or "modernity" in Korean.

    IBM- named by Tom Watson, an ex-employee of National Cash Register. To one-up them in all respects, he called his company International Business Machines.

    ICL- abbreviation for International Computers Ltd, once the UK’s largest computer company, but now a service arm of Fujitsu, of Japan.

    IKON - copier company name derived from I Know One Name.

    Intel- Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore initially incorporated their company as N M Electronics. Someone suggested Moore Noyce Electronics but it sounded too close to "more noise" — not a good choice for an electronics company! Later, Integrated Electronics was proposed but it had been taken by somebody else. Then, using initial syllables from INTegrated ELectronics, Noyce and Moore came up with Intel. To avoid potential conflicts with other companies of similar names, Intel purchased the name rights for $15,000 from a company called Intelco. (Source: Intel 15 Years Corporate Anniversary Brochure)

    Interland - a web hosting provider formally known as Micron Computer, Inc. which was named either after InternetLandor the combination of the largest acqusition it performed, Interliant with the word Land.

    Kawasaki- from the name of its founder, Shozo Kawasaki

    Kodak- Both the Kodak camera and the name were the invention of founder George Eastman . The letter "K" was a favourite with Eastman; he felt it a strong and incisive letter. He tried out various combinations of words starting and ending with "K". He saw three advantages in the name. It had the merits of a trademark word, would not be mis-pronounced and the name did not resemble anything in the art. There is a misconception that the name was chosen because of its similarity to the sound produced by the shutter of the camera.

    Konica- it was earlier known as Konishiroku Kogaku. Konishiroku in turn is the short for Konishiya Rokubeiten which was the first name of the company established by Rokusaburo Sugiura in the 1850s.

    Korg - Formed from the surnames of the founders, Tsutomu Katoh and Tadashi Osanai, combined with the letters "rg" from the word organ.

    LG- combination of two popular Korean brands Lucky and Goldstar. (In Mexicopublicists explained the name change to the public as an abbreviation to Línea Goldstar Spanish for Goldstar Line)

    L’Oréal- In 1907, Eugène Schueller, a young French chemist, developed an innovative hair-color formula. He called his improved hair dye Auréole.

    Lotus Software- Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from ‘The Lotus Position’ or ‘Padmasana’. Kapor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation technique as taught by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.

    Lucent Technologies- a spin-off from AT&T, it was named Lucent (meaning "luminous" or "glowing with light") because "light as a metaphor for visionary thinking reflected the company’s operating and guiding business philosophy," according to the Landor Associates staff who chose the name. Source: Design Management Journal 8:1 (Winter 1997).

    Lycos- from Lycosidae, the family of wolf spiders.

    Mazda Motor- from the company’s first president, Jujiro Matsuda . In Japanese, no syllables are ever stressed and some inner syllables are virtually skipped. Thus, Matsuda is pronounced "Matsda". To make the name fly better outside of Japan, the spelling was changed to Mazda.

    McDonald’s- from the name of the brothers Dick McDonald and Mac McDonald, who founded the first McDonald ’s restaurant in 1940.

    Mercedes- This is the first name of the daughter of Emil Jellinek, who worked for the early Daimler company around 1900.

    MGM- Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer was formed by the merger of three picture houses Metro Picture Corporation, Goldwyn Pictures Corporation and Louis B. Mayer Pictures. Goldwyn Picture Corporation in turn was named after the last names of Samuel Goldfish and Edgar and Archibald Selwyn.

    Micron- computer memory producer named after the microscopic parts of its products. The official name was Micron Computer, Inc. Since, the company has become Interland, a web hosting provider, after selling/spinning off its RAM division and closing down its computer division, licensing the name. The company is now headquartered in Atlanta.

    Microsoft- coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the ‘-’ was removed later on.

    midPhase- the post-dotcom era gave using the .com in a companies official name untrendy. A new dotcom company may be named traditionally, in midPhase’s case it was named midPhase Services, Inc., the midPhase stands for Middle Phase, or middle of the road.

    Mitsubishi- The name Mitsubishi (??) has two parts: mitsu means three and hishi (changing to bishi in the middle of the word) means water chestnut, and from here rhombus, which is reflected in the company’s logo.

    Motorola- Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company (at the time, Galvin Manufacturing Company) started manufacturing radios for cars. Many audio equipment makers of the era used the " ola" ending for their products, most famously the "Victrola" phonograph made by the Victor Talking Machine Company. The name was meant to convey the idea of "sound" and "motion". The name became so recognized that the company later adopted it as the company name.

    Mozilla Foundation- from the name of the web-browser that preceded Netscape Navigator. When Marc Andreesen , founder of Netscape, created a browser to replace the Mosaic browser, it was internally named Mozilla (Mosaic-Killer, Godzilla) by Jamie Zawinski.

    MRF- Madras Rubber Factory, founded by K M Mammen Mappillai in 1946. He started with a toy balloon-manufacturing unit at Tiruvottiyur, Chennai (then called Madras). In 1952, he began manufacturing tread-rubber, and in 1961, tyres.

    Nero - Nero Burning ROM named after Nero burning Rome.

    Netscape- named by first marketing employee Greg Sands, in a panic when the Universityof Illinoisthreatened to sue the new company for its original name, Mosaic. Netscape then paid Landor $50,000 to design a logo.

    Nike- named for the Greek goddess of victory.

    Nikon - the original name was Nippon Kogaku, meaning "Japanese Optical".

    Nissan- the company was earlier known by the name Nippon Sangyo which means "Japanese industry".

    Nokia- started as a wood-pulp mill, the company expanded into producing rubber products in the Finnish city of Nokia. The company later adopted the city’s name.

    Nortel - The Nortel Networks name came from Nortel (Northern Telecom) and Bay Networks. The company was originally spun off from the Bell Telephone Company of Canada Ltd in 1895 as Northern Electric and Manufacturing, and traded as Northern Electric from 1914 to 1976.

    Novartis- after the Latin expression "novae artes" which means something like "new skills".

    Oracle - Larry Ellison, Ed Oates and Bob Miner were working on a consulting project for the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency). The code name for the project was Oracle (the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or some such). The project was designed to help use the newly written SQL database language from IBM. The project eventually was terminated but they decided to finish what they started and bring it to the world. They kept the name Oracle and created the RDBMS engine. Later they changed the name of the company, Relational Technology Inc, to the name of the product.

    Pepsi- Pepsi derives its name from (treatment of) dyspepsia, an intestinal ailment.

    Philips - Royal Philips Electronics was founded in 1891, by brothers Gerard (the engineer) and Anton (the entrepreneur) Philips .

    Qantas- From its original name, Queensland And Northern Territory Aerial Services.

    Red Hat- Company founder Marc Ewing was given the Cornell lacrosse team cap (with red and white stripes) while at college by his grandfather. People would turn to him to solve their problems, and he was referred to as ‘that guy in the red hat’. He lost the cap and had to search for it desperately. The manual of the beta version of Red Hat Linux had an appeal to readers to return his Red Hat if found by anyone.

     

    Reebok- another spelling of rhebok (Pelea capreolus), an African antelope.

    SAAB - founded in 1937 in Swedenas "Svenska Aeroplan aktiebolaget" (Swedish Aeroplane Company) abbreviated SAAB.

    Samsonite- Samsonite was launched as a brand in 1941, receiving its name from the Biblical character Samson, renowned for his strength.

    Samsung- meaning three stars in Korean.

    Sanyo- The Japanese translation is disputed, although the Chinese name is "??" (literally, "Three Oceans")

    SAP- "Systems, Applications, Products in Data Processing", formerly "SystemAnalyse und Programmentwicklung" (German for "System analysis and program development"), formed by 4 ex- IBM employees who used to work in the ‘Systems/Applications/Projects’ group of IBM.

    SEGA- "Service Games of Japan" (SeGa) Founded by Marty Bromley (an American) to import pinball games to Japanfor use on American military bases.

    Sharp- Japanese consumer electronics company named from its first product, an ever-sharp pencil.

    Shell - Royal Dutch Shell was established in 1907, when the Royal Netherlands Petrol Society Plc. and the Shell Transport and Trading Company Ltd. merged. The Shell Transport and Trading Company Ltd. had been established at the end of the 19th century, by commercial firm Samuel & Co (founded in 1830). Samuel & Co were already successfully importing Japanese shells when they set up an oil company, so the oil company was named after the shells Samuel & Co were importing.

    Siemens - founded in 1847 by Werner von Siemens and Johann Georg Halske: the company was originally called Telegraphen-Bau-Anstalt von Siemens & Halske.

    Sprint- from its parent company, Southern Pacific Railroad INTernal Communications. Back in the day, pipelines and railroad tracks were the cheapest place to lay communications lines, as the right-of-way was already leased or owned.

    Sun Microsystems- its founders designed their first workstation in their dorm at StanfordUniversity, and chose the name Stanford University Network for their product, hoping to sell it to the college. They didn’t.

    Suzuki- from the name of its founder, Michio Suzuki

    Tesco- Founder Jack Cohen, who from 1919 sold groceries in the markets of the London East End, acquired a large shipment of tea from T. E. Stockwell and made new labels by using the first three letters of the supplier’s name and the first two letters of his surname forming the word "TESCO".

    Toshiba- was founded by the merger of consumer goods company Tokyo Denki (Tokyo Electric Co) and electrical firm Shibaura Seisaku-sho (Shibaura Engineering Works).

    Toyota- from the founder’s name Sakichi Toyoda. Initially called Toyeda, it was changed after a contest for a better-sounding name. The new name was written in katakana with eight strokes, a number that is considered lucky in Japan.

    Unisys- made-up name for the company that resulted from the combination of two old mainframe computer companies, Burroughs and Sperry [Sperry Univac/Sperry Rand]. It "united" two incompatible ranges. Unisys was briefly the world’s second-largest computer company, after IBM.

    Verizon- A portmanteau of veritas (Latin for truth) and horizon.

    Vodafone- is a multinational mobile phone operator with headquarters in the United Kingdom. Its name is made up of VOice, DAta, TeleFONE. Vodafone made the UK ’s first mobile call at a few minutes past midnight on the 1 January 1985 .

    Volvo- From the Latin word "volvo", which means "I roll". It was originally a name for a ball bearing being developed by SKF.

    Xerox- The inventor, Chestor Carlson, named his product trying to say `dry’ (as it was dry copying, markedly different from the then prevailing wet copying). The Greek root `xer’ means dry.

    Yahoo!- a "backronym" for Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle. The word Yahoo was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book Gulliver’s Travels. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance action and is barely human. Yahoo! founders David Filo and Jerry Yang selected the name because they jokingly considered themselves yahoos

    Malaysia’s 70s & 80s Baby

    July 9th, 2007 by ipohites

    If you are Msia’s late 70s & 80s baby, read through this,

    we grew up watching Transformers, Thundercats, Woody Woodpecker, Chipmunks, Mickey Mouse, Jem, Mask, Ninja Turtles, Voltron,Ultraman n not forgettin POWER RANGERS and BUGS BUNNY!!! and anderra yippa mice? , McGyver ? had to brush our teeths during recess at primary school? had to hold plastic cups, line up with your classmates side by side and start brushing our teeths at some open area… or maybe near some drain??

    do you still remember that we had ‘dentist’ rooms where we had to have our teeths check?

    not to forget our ‘program minum susu’ in primary school.. everybody was suppose to buy like cartons of milk that costed 30 cents.. and you would see everyone drinking it everyday …its d UHT milk…

    the teachers who would want to punish us must use yellow rulers to hit us on our palms?? 1 metre length..

    that a bowl of mihun soup or some soup only costed 50 cents at the school canteen…

    went to some sundry shop near the school or to the ‘roti’ man or ‘ting ting lo’ waiting outside our schools so that we can buy junk food
    like chickedees, mamee, ding dang with some toys in it, ‘Ti Kam’, ice-cream and we would play games like monopoly, uno, old maid, happy family, donkey and all other card games like that…

    another fun time would be during Pendidikan Jasmani. the boys would play football while the girls would play netball… and it would be like we were playing in the world cup…

    but of course. the best would be main guli, batu seremban, bottlecaps, ice-cream sticks, ‘Pepsi Cola one-two-three’, Cops and Robbers, main kejar-kejar duduk,getah… and for the not so active, those kind of ‘book games’ where we would use buku latihan to draw and ask our friends to play…

    do you remember the ice-cream tubes which are actually ice and colouring that are sold for 10 to 20 cents.. the colourful ones.. where you usually bite off the top to glup it down.orange tastes b best..(pop-ice)

    what about days when we felt like doing naughty things such as folding papers so small to make ‘lastik’ amd shoot each other… how about throwing chalks??

    back then, micheal jackson was just turning white.. and still had albums coming out.. compared to CD’s, we were listening to tapes that sold for RM9.90…

    in computer class, we were still using black and white computer moniters.. played ‘Atari’… maybe SEGA or NINTENDO..

    well, are we all getting older or what?

    1) if you understand what you have read and you are smiling…

    2) we have friends from school that are already married…

    3) we shake our heads everytime we see high school students fussing about their handphones in school..

    4) we don’t hang on phone with our friends for hours a day talking about nothing…

    5) when we meet back with our friends from time to time, we feel excited and happy talking about old times, the funny ‘adventures’ or stories that we experienced as a kid..

    6) last but not least, that when you read this, you would think of all the happy & sad memories that you have experienced when you were still a kid and would think of forwarding this to your old friends that you have known since forever… i’m sure they would have a huge smile on their face after reading this…..

    New Oxford Dictionary Definition…

    April 12th, 2007 by ipohites

    Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other. 
    Conference
    : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 
    Conference Room
    : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. 
    Committee
    : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
    Office
    : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
    Yawn
    : The only time some people ever get to open their mouth. 
    Compromise
    : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
    Classic
    : A book which people praise but does not read.
    Smile
    : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
    Etc.:
    A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
    Experience
    : The name people give to their mistakes.
    Opportunist:
    A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
    Miser
    : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
    Father
    : A banker provided by nature. 
    Criminal:
    A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught. 
    Boss
    : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 
    Politician
    : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. 
    Doctor:
    A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills.

    Believe it or not >?  :)

    NEW GENERAL MATHEMATICS & ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

    March 19th, 2007 by ipohites

    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = divorce ______________________________
    OFFICE ARITHMETIC

    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
    _____________________________

    SHOPPING MATH

    A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
    _____________________________
    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    _____________________________
    HAPPINESS

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
    ______________________________
    LONGEVITY

    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
    ______________________________
    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
    _____________________________
    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
    _____________________________
    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You’re next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
    SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT